What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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