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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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