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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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