- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Women's rights

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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