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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I hate blackniggers

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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