Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

YO FACE

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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