What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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anal seepage

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haha black people :D

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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