- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??