- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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