WNBA

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Mitt Romney

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Ebola

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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