- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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