- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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