- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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