A child walks into a classroom.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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It's all Taggart

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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