- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

A blind man walks into a library.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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