- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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