- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you a tree

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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