- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Beka has AIDS

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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