- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How would you rule?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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