you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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