two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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