What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What black and has children A black man

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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