- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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