- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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* anti-punchline

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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