- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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