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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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