What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Trump will make America great again.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Justin with a hat.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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