What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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