WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Antijokes...

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Your life

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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