Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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