What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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