Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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