- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Drew Knowles is gay

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

I'm HIV positive.

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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