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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

The cream, it is coming

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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