- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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