Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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