- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

i have read and agree to the terms of service

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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