What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

vote this down and i will DOX you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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