- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

There once was this guy and he fell down

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

hextech crafting too opieop

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.