There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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