- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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