Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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cory

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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