- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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