- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

I was watching Fox news.

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