- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Black people.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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