- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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