- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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