- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

hola said the chinese man

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

And Stephen Hawking said.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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