Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

honest politician

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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