- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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