once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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