why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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wenis

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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