- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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