a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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