- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Asians.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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