How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Women's rights.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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