Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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men's rights activists

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Penis

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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