A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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