- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

a man makes a bad joke

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.