Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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