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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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