Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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24

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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You having friends.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Anti Joke

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