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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.