- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

what are you mike bibby?

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

I hate long jokes -_-

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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