You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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