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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

There once was this guy and he fell down

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra