- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

get in the car.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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