What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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I am quite mature.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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