Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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My mum is called Steve

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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A man walks into a bar

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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