What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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