- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Error 37.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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