- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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