- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Obama

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

sucks Syntax...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why did the man die? He was old.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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