- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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