- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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