- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What's your guys names?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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