What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why? Why Not?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Your mother just died.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Lololol

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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you see theres this guy.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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