If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Your girlfriend.

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Emily Walker.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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