- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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