If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Gus's mom

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Roses are red.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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