whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Homo say what?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

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