- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Ready for something funny? nothing

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Penis.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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