- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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