How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A seal walks into a club.

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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A fat guy!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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