Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Rebecca Black

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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