- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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