- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

josh sucks polish adams dick

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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