why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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