Roses are red.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

how much fish could a chicken

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What is funnier than 24 69

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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