what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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