- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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