What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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