Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Anti Joke

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