What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Penis

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Oh, go away

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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