What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Anti Joke

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