Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

haha

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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