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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

this is stupid .... yep

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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