A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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