How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Justin Bieber

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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